January 2012
43 posts
“Why not aspire to build a real Jurassic Park?”
–  Newt Gingrich in 1996: Let’s build a real Jurassic Park, have sex in space  h/t:zainyk (via thenoobyorker) Well I know who’s got my vote!
Jan 27th
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Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
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Jan 23rd
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“Girls don’t like boys, girls like cars and money. Boys will laugh at girls...”
– Good Charlotte gets it. 
Jan 22nd
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Jan 21st
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Jan 21st
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Jan 20th
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Jan 17th
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Jan 16th
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Jan 14th
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Jan 13th
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Jan 12th
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ListenEgo trippin’ down the fucking stairs. 
Jan 12th
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Jan 11th
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I consider any temperature below 60 degrees freezing. I am a product of Southern California. 
Jan 11th
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Jan 11th
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“Smoking a joint a week for up to seven years doesn’t hurt lung function,...”
– Study: A Joint May Be Easier On Lungs Than A Cigarette : Shots - Health Blog (via npr) smoke weed everyday once a week for up to seven years (via postmodernism)
Jan 11th
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Jan 10th
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Jan 10th
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Dad: Want to go for a walk in 15min?
Me: Can't, meeting some friends.
Dad: I would believe that, except you have no friends.
Jan 10th
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Why Yosou N'dour is running for president →
Jan 10th
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Jan 9th
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Thinking about Snape’s death and tearing up a little… Fuck.
Jan 9th
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I just watched the last harry potter movie (for the first time) with my mom and cried for two hours while she stoically wound yarn.  Outlook bleak. 2012. 
Jan 9th
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“If I had to have a stripper’s name it would be ‘equality.’”
– Why Leslie Knope is my life role model. 
Jan 9th
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Jan 9th
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I’ve watched the throne live and rewatched every episode of parks & rec. My life no longer has meaning. 
Jan 9th
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Jan 9th
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“Through dinner she felt a gradual icy coldness stealing through her like...”
Jan 7th
Jan 7th
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Anonymous asked: You are beautiful, no matter what they say
Jan 7th
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Now that I’m in my twenties, I can watch Teen Mom and think: well, at least I dodged that bullet.
Jan 5th
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No, this is not the official blog of Devin the Dude.
Jan 5th
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LA, NYC, or SF, I can’t decide?
Jan 5th
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Jan 3rd
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Court OKs Barring High IQs for Cops →
tumbledore: “A man whose bid to become a police officer was rejected after he scored too high on an intelligence test has lost an appeal in his federal lawsuit against the city. The 2nd U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals in New York upheld a lower court’s decision that the city did not discriminate against Robert Jordan because the same standards were applied to everyone who took the test. ‘This...
Jan 3rd
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Jan 3rd
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Jan 3rd
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Jan 3rd
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Last night I met Maybe from Arrested Development and she complimented me on my freckles. Everything is fabulous.
Jan 1st
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Just made out with my high school crush. 2012 is my bitch.
Jan 1st
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December 2011
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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I don't trust people who don't eat cheese.
Dec 30th
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civic duty
My house burned down in 2008 in a wildfire and since then I’ve been hyper sensitive to/aware of flaming buildings. So on Monday when I saw smoke erupting from a house on the opposite side of the building from the chimney, I decided to call 911 to report it. However, soon after dialing the number, the smoke started to subside and I realized that what I was seeing was likely smoke from a...
Dec 29th
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Last night I dreamed that I fucked Kanye West, only he was 5’10” instead of 5’7”. My subconscious is even better than reality.
Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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