January 2012
43 posts
“Why not aspire to build a real Jurassic Park?”
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Newt Gingrich in 1996: Let’s build a real Jurassic Park, have sex in space
h/t:zainyk
(via thenoobyorker)
Well I know who’s got my vote!
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“Girls don’t like boys, girls like cars and money. Boys will laugh at girls...”
– Good Charlotte gets it.
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Ego trippin’ down the fucking stairs.
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I consider any temperature below 60 degrees freezing. I am a product of Southern California.
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“Smoking a joint a week for up to seven years doesn’t hurt lung function,...”
– Study: A Joint May Be Easier On Lungs Than A Cigarette : Shots - Health Blog (via npr)
smoke weed everyday once a week for up to seven years
(via postmodernism)
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Dad: Want to go for a walk in 15min?
Me: Can't, meeting some friends.
Dad: I would believe that, except you have no friends.
Why Yosou N'dour is running for president →
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Thinking about Snape’s death and tearing up a little… Fuck.
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I just watched the last harry potter movie (for the first time) with my mom and cried for two hours while she stoically wound yarn.
Outlook bleak. 2012.
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“If I had to have a stripper’s name it would be ‘equality.’”
– Why Leslie Knope is my life role model.
I’ve watched the throne live and rewatched every episode of parks & rec.
My life no longer has meaning.
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“Through dinner she felt a gradual icy coldness stealing through her like...”
Anonymous asked: You are beautiful, no matter what they say
Now that I’m in my twenties, I can watch Teen Mom and think: well, at least I dodged that bullet.
No, this is not the official blog of Devin the Dude.
LA, NYC, or SF, I can’t decide?
Court OKs Barring High IQs for Cops →
tumbledore:
“A man whose bid to become a police officer was rejected after he scored too high on an intelligence test has lost an appeal in his federal lawsuit against the city.
The 2nd U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals in New York upheld a lower court’s decision that the city did not discriminate against Robert Jordan because the same standards were applied to everyone who took the test.
‘This...
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Last night I met Maybe from Arrested Development and she complimented me on my freckles. Everything is fabulous.
Just made out with my high school crush. 2012 is my bitch.
December 2011
60 posts
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I don't trust people who don't eat cheese.
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civic duty
My house burned down in 2008 in a wildfire and since then I’ve been hyper sensitive to/aware of flaming buildings. So on Monday when I saw smoke erupting from a house on the opposite side of the building from the chimney, I decided to call 911 to report it. However, soon after dialing the number, the smoke started to subside and I realized that what I was seeing was likely smoke from a...
Last night I dreamed that I fucked Kanye West, only he was 5’10” instead of 5’7”. My subconscious is even better than reality.
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